“Have you been naughty or nice?” He says as he stuffs his ‘belly’ back into his belt. It’s eight o’clock in the morning, I look longingly at the coffee machine. The man who has asked me the question is dressed in a cheap yet recognisable red suit. I look blankly into the budget-friendly Santa's face. Christmas cheer shines through his crooked beard strapped to his young face....
I think "a seagull shitting" is the perfect way to describe an Interislander coffee machine
I'm Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so!
Happy new year Jesse! X
Happy New Year Chris, thanks for reading!